Welcome to the internet in 2018 – which has already given us people eating laundry detergent, a man asking if a butterfly was a pigeon and an audio version of #TheDress (it said “yanny”, by the way).

It’s now given rise to the newest and weirdest and most important question so far: Who has “big dick energy”?

By the way, physical endowment has nothing to do with it.

Let us explain. Because there is a lot to unpack here.

Read the full story on BBC Newsbeat.